This H-O-M-E has everything... except a name. And really, how do you name a custom-built, 7,000+ SQFT Bob Webb masterpiece, tucked deep in the woods on 38 private acres with a secret room, a party barn, and its own gas station? You don't. You just move in, throw a legendary housewarming party, and let the story write itself. A gated entrance and a nearly ¾ mile-long private driveway set the tone, you're not just arriving at a home, you're arriving at an experience. Inside, stunning hardwood floors stretch across the main level, connecting an open-concept living room (with forest views and a gas fireplace) to a dream-worthy chef's kitchen with a double-wide island, granite countertops, top-of-the-line appliances, and a fully loaded butler's pantry that could host its own cooking show. Off the kitchen, a beautiful laundry room with quartz counters keeps things practical and pretty. Down the hall, a massive family/game room stuns with 20'+ ceilings, a wood-burning stove, and a full bath with slate tile floors. Upstairs features brand-new carpet, 4 bedrooms and 3 full baths, including two ensuites and a dreamy Jack & Jill. The oversized primary suite is a true retreat with its own living room, spa-like bath, workout space, and yes, a secret room. (Shhh ..or don't. It's a killer party flex.) Need more space? The full basement has 10'+ ceilings and is plumbed for a bath, ready for your next big idea. Outside? 1,500+ SQFT of patio space with a built-in kitchen, fireplace, and pond for fishing. Oh and the heated/cooled party barn has an upstairs apartment, half bath, 10+ car storage, a 240V plug for EVs, and of course private gas pumps.This isn't just a home. It's a full-on lifestyle. You've officially entered main-character living. Homes like this don't just hit the market, they hit the group chat. They go viral. They become that house. The only question is, will it be yours?