This is literally the only gentleman's club in the region with a liquor license, so you're guaranteed to keep the lights on (and the tips rolling in). With a loyal clientele that knows how to tip well, this spot has been a staple for years. Buy it, run it, or bless it with a little holy transformation—it's your call. The business comes with the building. Serious inquiries only, because, let's face it, no one's making these kinds of profits at the local bakery!